WITCHDAGGER

WITCHDAGGER is a plural collective, below are small profiles of our frequent fronters whom people will interact with the most.

"Nothing to be scared of down there. Just a party."

Role: Primary Host / IED Holder

Hi I'm Mae and I'm currently the face of our system, taking care of our day to day life. I'm who you'll be talking to the most.

Species: Bombay Cat

Gender: Demi-Girl

Speech Patterns: Dramatic, prone to use eff instead of fuck, often threatens as a sign of love.

Sexuality: Butch Lesbian

Likes

- Horror Movies

- Fall

- Goatwhore

- Mean girls

- Anarchy

General Formation Time

Highschool, specifically December of 2017 / Early 2018

"Not too late to throw ourselves into traffic instead."

Role: Primary Co-Host / Protector / Productive / Mae's Soother

Hey, I'm Bea. I'm Mae's Co-Host and general protector. I'll be talking to you the most when we're in a bad mood, but I'm not too mean despite my grouchy attitude.

Species: Morelet's Crocodile

Gender: Female

Speech Patterns: Dull, lowercases lol and lmao, grouchy.

Sexuality: Femme Lesbian

Likes

- Goth Music

- Alt Fashion

- Bauhaus

- Pathetic Women

- Writing

General Formation Time

Highschool, specifically December of 2017 / Early 2018

"Ya know what the best part about space is? It's the endless expanse of adventure, the joys of the final frontier never ending and what kinds of people you can meet out there. Wouldn't you agree?"

Role: Secondary Host / ADHD Holder

HIII I'm Patch :3, I'm a secondary host and keep us from catching on fire whenever Mae and Bea are tired. I'm like the coolest person around, and always really happy to talk :3!!!

Species: Sentient AI

Gender: Demi-Girl

Speech Patterns: Says u instead of you, 2 instead of to and too, uses ROFL

Sexuality: Lesbian

Likes

- Space

- Vib-ribbon

- Y2K

- Fruitger Areo

- Old Technology

General Formation Time

April 2025

"I assure you that aliens are real. You think all that space is out there empty and that no body would be interested in our boring lives?"

Role: Soother of some kind / Memory Holder

Wassup, I'm Meepy. I am a pretty simple one, I like to stick to myself and look at bugs or reading about local cryptids. I would say I'm an X-Files type of gal, someone who really wants to believe that we're not alone in this universe.

Species: Grumpus

Gender: Female

Speech Patterns: Tends to be direct, yapper, horrible syntax.

Sexuality: Lesbian

Likes

- Bug hunting

- Vegetarian food

- Photography

- Cryptids

- Journalism

General Formation Time

Sometime in 2021

"Watch your neck vein buddy, hate to see it get ruptured by some freak."

Role: Paranoia Holder / Trauma Holder

Yo, names Flann. Not after the pudding, but that shits pretty good.

Species: Vampire

Gender: Demi-Girl

Speech Patterns: Uses ROFL, uses 2016 slang, pretty relaxed.

Sexuality: Probably bisexual but too lazy to think about it

Likes

- Emo Music

- Witchcraft

- Blood

- Urban Exploration

- Walking in The Forest

General Formation Time

Highschool, Specifically early 2018

"Humans don't realize how much they truly need each other, the desire for connection is deep within all of us. There's no shame in feeling that desire to fill the empty void in our hearts, that desire is true human nature and should be listened to."

Role: Guardian / Shepard

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Salute, my name is Gabriel however everyone calls me Gabby. I am the system's guardian, handling all of our internal affairs while mainting the peace in the front as well. I often enjoy talking to others so it's very possible that we will speak.

Order: Choir of Archangels

Gender: Agender

Speech Patterns: Lowercases lol and lmao, is often dull, very wordy.

Sexuality: Demi-Lesbian, leaning towards asexual

Likes

- Helping others

- Drawing

- Instrumentals

- Theology

- Humans

General Formation Time

Early Childhood, probably around 5th or 6th grade.