WITCHDAGGER

WITCHDAGGER is a plural collective, below are small profiles of our frequent fronters whom people will interact with the most.

"Nothing to be scared of down there. Just a party."

Role: Primary Host / IED Holder

Hi I'm Mae and I'm currently the face of our system, taking care of our day to day life. I'm who you'll be talking to the most.

Species: Bombay Cat

Gender: Demi-Girl

Speech Patterns: Dramatic, prone to use eff instead of fuck, often threatens as a sign of love.

Sexuality: Butch Lesbian

Likes

- Horror Movies

- Fall

- Goatwhore

- Mean girls

- Anarchy

General Formation Time

Highschool, specifically December of 2017 / Early 2018

"Not too late to throw ourselves into traffic instead."

Role: Primary Co-Host / Protector / Productive / Mae's Soother

Hey, I'm Bea. I'm Mae's Co-Host and general protector. I'll be talking to you the most when we're in a bad mood, but I'm not too mean despite my grouchy attitude.

Species: Morelet's Crocodile

Gender: Female

Speech Patterns: Dull, lowercases lol and lmao, grouchy.

Sexuality: Femme Lesbian

Likes

- Goth Music

- Alt Fashion

- Bauhaus

- Pathetic Women

- Writing

General Formation Time

Highschool, specifically December of 2017 / Early 2018

"Ya know what the best part about space is? It's the endless expanse of adventure, the joys of the final frontier, never-ending, and what kinds of people you can meet out there. Wouldn't you agree?"

Role: Secondary Host / ADHD Holder

HIII I'm Patch :3, I'm a secondary host and keep us from catching on fire whenever Mae and Bea are tired. I'm like the coolest person around, and always really happy to talk :3!!!

Species: Sentient AI

Gender: Demi-Girl

Speech Patterns: Says u instead of you, 2 instead of to and too, uses ROFL

Sexuality: Lesbian

Likes

- Space

- Vib-ribbon

- Y2K

- Fruitger Areo

- Old Technology

General Formation Time

April 2025

"People should really start to unlearn shame, life is a lot better when you learn to let loose."

Role: Primary Soother / Libido Holder

Howdy! I'm April, the primary soother of our system and general enjoyer of the small things in life. I'm pretty open about myself because I don't see the point in feeling ashamed of myself, which means I can be pretty vulgar at times.

Species: Hare / Wolf Hybrid

Gender: Female

Speech Patterns: Tries to be soft spoken, overly kind, prone to making anything an innuendo.

Sexuality: Bisexual

Likes

- Beastars

- Reading smut

- Finding new artists to listen to

- Spring

- Sweet tea

General Formation Time

Unknown

"One day society will fall apart, leaving behind an echo of the people we once were. Can you say that you left an echo you can be proud of?"

Role: Sorrow Holder / Host

Hi, I'm Darcy Karloff. I'm yet another host of WITCHDAGGER, probably one of the shyest of the hosts.

Species: Coyote

Gender: Agender

Speech Patterns: Pretty direct, can be wordy, apologizes a lot.

Sexuality: Bisexual

Likes

- Beastars

- Chocolate

- Reading

- Wizards

- The Elder Scrolls

General Formation Time

January 2026

"Humans don't realize how much they truly need each other, the desire for connection is deep within all of us. There's no shame in feeling that desire to fill the empty void in our hearts, that desire is true human nature and should be listened to."

Role: Guardian / Shepard

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Salute, my name is Gabriel however everyone calls me Gabby. I am the system's guardian, handling all of our internal affairs while mainting the peace in the front as well. I often enjoy talking to others so it's very possible that we will speak.

Order: Choir of Archangels

Gender: Agender

Speech Patterns: Lowercases lol and lmao, is often dull, very wordy.

Sexuality: Demi-Lesbian, leaning towards asexual

Likes

- Helping others

- Drawing

- Instrumentals

- Theology

- Humans

General Formation Time

Early Childhood, probably around 5th or 6th grade.